Some things I've said that have lead to me not getting a bonk …

1) I won’t be long
2) Nobody can see us
3) Are you awake?
4) The bigger the cushion, the sweet the pushin’
5) But there is no difference between ‘having a shag’ and ‘making love’
6) Have you ever considered shaving your minge?
7) Is your period over yet?
8 ) I’ll settle for a hand-shandy
9) There’s something so debauched about morning breath.
10) Can I come on your tits?

From all this I have learned one irrefutable truth – women can hold out without any hanky panky for a fuck sight longer than blokes can.

Any they say that romance is dead, eh fellas! Pffft.